As stupid as it may sound, a rock is always happier than any given person at any given moment. It never dies, so it won't be afraid of death. It's certainly not afraid of spiders or any other fears. It never falls sick, so it won't have to worry about germs, or suffer due to illness. A rock doesn't have any needs or wants. So if any of them aren't fulfilled, they don't have to be deprived of it cause they don't even have any wants or needs. So if there's nothing that makes a rock sad or suffer, what could a rock possibly be other than happy?
