It was the last day of the exams. Jacob, was just finishing what was probably the last exam he would ever give. He had one last quick check at all the answers and then handed the answer sheet over to the professor. As he made his way towards the door, he had one last look at the examination hall and took a step out of the class.There he was, all free, free of exams, free of 21 years of studies. It was now the moment, the moment he had been waiting for all his years of childhood. He rushed as fast as he could to his hostel and into his room. He opened his drawer fully and took out a neatly-folded, yet partially crumpled piece of paper. He opened the paper, and there in front of him was a 3 ft. long do-to list. Not just any ordinary do-to list, but a do-to list of things to do in life. Jacob gave to him self an inward smile for he knew that the exam he had just given was not his last exam. He had one big exam in front of him, one which no one could prepare for but write as you think, one which you needn't fear but enjoy, one which you had to do finish in time for you knew there was not another chance. It was an exam all of us know, but recognize in a different way... "life."


Jacob and the fly had one thing in common, both of them being smart ones, had recognized this exam, the biggest one they would ever give. It was an exam where you were the one who wrote the questions and you were the one who wrote the answers. Now you tell me, do you also have anything in common?

Maple Leaves

• Uniform motion means that if one army soldier falls, all the soldiers fall.
• The person who invented love must be a millionaire.
• Someone put a spring in the kangaroo's leg.
• Someone painted the eucalyptus tree white.
• The barber was rushed to the hospital after giving the porcupine a haircut.
• When the mind is held high, it doesn't get enough blood.
• The blind man says he'll see.
• कावळ्याला 'क'ची बाराखडी शिकवली.
• The grizzly bear was sun-tanned.
• My neighbor is watching TV and complaining the screen was black.
• The speaker spoke without its mouth.
• The teachers taught the ants how to walk in a line and tried to implement it on humans.
• The fan got dizzy and stopped working.
• Wrong numbers are never busy.
• The cab driver never misses a single pothole.
• Bushes are sitting trees.
• A parliament is what happens when someone tries to replicate the coliseum in India.
• A man flattered a woman and got arrested for mental assault.
• A deaf man heard God's voice.
• Sometimes Barack Obama forgets that he is the president of the USA and not the whole world.
• If Aurangzeb hadn't invaded Swaraj then I wouldn't have failed in history.
• When war and people meet, it creates soldiers...When peace and people meet, it creates civilians... But When war and peace meet, its up to the people to decide what will happen.
• Does the chicken have to cross the road to make such a lousy joke?
• If only Pakistan had a delete button, the world would have been a better place.
• The person who invented the rainbow didn't like the color black.
• There are two types of mad people...Those who admit they are mad...and those who don't!
• The person who invented the PUMA logo never thought the puma would land.
• That awkward moment when your life takes a turn for the better, and the next second you realize that it was all just a dream.
• 'Z' fell on his side and got called 'N' instead. It took quite a long time getting up, that's why he's now at the end of the alphabet.
• Sometimes I wonder if opera singers dub the bird's voices.
• A man got so curious about heaven, he suicided.
• My neighbor gets bored at home, so he goes to work instead. 
• The difference between a stationmaster and a teacher....
  a stationmaster minds the train while the teacher trains the mind.
• A wasp made its home in a keyhole and trapped a man inside his house.  
• Just because Justin Beiber learned how to rhyme doesn't mean he should be singing songs. 
• A Mosquito Spray not only drove the mosquitoes out of the house, but also the people.
• Soap is that one thing that makes people feel clean.
• Today's news will become tomorrow's history lesson.
• "Hey Bob! I have some good news and some bad news."
  "What?"
  "The good news is, the bad news turned out to be false."
  "Then what's the bad news?"
  "The bad news is that the good news turned out to be false too."
• Mallakhamb is the basic art of hugging a pole in different ways.

Afraid of death

Afraid of death for what others may feel,
Afraid of death for you couldn't say good bye,
Afraid of death for you don't want to start again,
Afraid of death for life was yet to show more.
Many people say they don't fear death, but deep inside that fear is hiding, only recognizable at that moment,
When your at the doorstep of death, knocking unwillingly at death's door.
Don't worry, most persons fear death, in fact if you do, you are a person,
Those who managed to overcome this fear, giving a sacrifice,
Weren't just people, but immortal martyrs.

।।श्री स्वामी समर्थ ।।

Nothing loves more than a compliment, love itself comes from compliments.
*complimenting a girl who was born at receiving compliments*

Positivity seized my body,
Draining that negativity from inside,
I felt that shiver down my neck,
Letting the predominant stuff climb,
I felt that sudden burst of energy,
It was the best cure to the disease,
The doctor had once done it again,
Others watching my recovery with ease.
*A flower achieved by just fiddling with the qwerty keypad of an android phone*

You only start acting weird when you try to act normal. So just be yourself  so you don't have to worry about being normal or being weird.

A relationship is only as strong as its weakest lover. The only way to make it stronger is by strengthening the weak one.