Maple Leaves

• Uniform motion means that if one army soldier falls, all the soldiers fall.
• The person who invented love must be a millionaire.
• Someone put a spring in the kangaroo's leg.
• Someone painted the eucalyptus tree white.
• The barber was rushed to the hospital after giving the porcupine a haircut.
• When the mind is held high, it doesn't get enough blood.
• The blind man says he'll see.
• कावळ्याला 'क'ची बाराखडी शिकवली.
• The grizzly bear was sun-tanned.
• My neighbor is watching TV and complaining the screen was black.
• The speaker spoke without its mouth.
• The teachers taught the ants how to walk in a line and tried to implement it on humans.
• The fan got dizzy and stopped working.
• Wrong numbers are never busy.
• The cab driver never misses a single pothole.
• Bushes are sitting trees.
• A parliament is what happens when someone tries to replicate the coliseum in India.
• A man flattered a woman and got arrested for mental assault.
• A deaf man heard God's voice.
• Sometimes Barack Obama forgets that he is the president of the USA and not the whole world.
• If Aurangzeb hadn't invaded Swaraj then I wouldn't have failed in history.
• When war and people meet, it creates soldiers...When peace and people meet, it creates civilians... But When war and peace meet, its up to the people to decide what will happen.
• Does the chicken have to cross the road to make such a lousy joke?
• If only Pakistan had a delete button, the world would have been a better place.
• The person who invented the rainbow didn't like the color black.
• There are two types of mad people...Those who admit they are mad...and those who don't!
• The person who invented the PUMA logo never thought the puma would land.
• That awkward moment when your life takes a turn for the better, and the next second you realize that it was all just a dream.
• 'Z' fell on his side and got called 'N' instead. It took quite a long time getting up, that's why he's now at the end of the alphabet.
• Sometimes I wonder if opera singers dub the bird's voices.
• A man got so curious about heaven, he suicided.
• My neighbor gets bored at home, so he goes to work instead. 
• The difference between a stationmaster and a teacher....
  a stationmaster minds the train while the teacher trains the mind.
• A wasp made its home in a keyhole and trapped a man inside his house.  
• Just because Justin Beiber learned how to rhyme doesn't mean he should be singing songs. 
• A Mosquito Spray not only drove the mosquitoes out of the house, but also the people.
• Soap is that one thing that makes people feel clean.
• Today's news will become tomorrow's history lesson.
• "Hey Bob! I have some good news and some bad news."
  "What?"
  "The good news is, the bad news turned out to be false."
  "Then what's the bad news?"
  "The bad news is that the good news turned out to be false too."
• Mallakhamb is the basic art of hugging a pole in different ways.